- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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