- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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