did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

White NBA players.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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