- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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