- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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