What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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White NBA players.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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