What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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