What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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