- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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