- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Equal rights!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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