- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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