- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Whats green? The color green.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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