Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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No antijoke here.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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