- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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