- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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