- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

knock knock? come in

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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