Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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