- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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