- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.