What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

autistic kids rock

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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