- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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