why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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