What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Anti Joke

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