Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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