- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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