So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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