- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.