Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Maths.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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