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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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