Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

it

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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