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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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