- Anti Joke

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator