- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Your mother is so fat.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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