What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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