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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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