Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Your Mom The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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