- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

why does the man appear fat he is

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What's white and gluey Glue

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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