Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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