If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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