- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Women's Rights

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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