- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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