Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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