Who wants water? I do.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

These Jokes suck.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

bite me

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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