- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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