What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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stinky boner

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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