Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A whole 'nother.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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