what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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