- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

joe galasso from plainview ny

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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