- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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