Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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