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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

2 black kids walk into school

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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