"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Ebola

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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my egg roll

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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