A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

an american walks out of a strip club.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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