- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A cat playing laser tag.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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