what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is white and black and red all over.

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