What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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