what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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