Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

guess what? bannanas

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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