A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Once, I went to Peru.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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