- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

a. why? b. because I wanted

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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