- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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