- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

like if your cool

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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