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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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