What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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black people swimming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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