- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats two plus two Four!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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