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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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