Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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