A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Male leadership.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

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