- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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