- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why are white people white? I don't know

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What page are you on The gay page.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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