Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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