- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

my egg roll

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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