What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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