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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A russian gives away vodka.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

your no better than a cockroach

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