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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

My spelling is horrible

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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