Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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