- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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