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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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