- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

the sky is green no it is not

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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