Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Potassium? K.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

your mom.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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