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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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