knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

you will like this because i am black.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

all these jokes are horrible now

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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