- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Ben Corbishley

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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