- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

why are balck people black because they are

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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