what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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