- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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