- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

kieran is a homosexual

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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