What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

knock knock... ...no answer

A baby seal walks into a club.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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