- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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